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From: "Harriett Schultz" <>
Subject: Re: [Scotch-Irish] one advantage of being catholic!
Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 08:41:51 -0400
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You did.

Harriett

----- Original Message -----
From: "Dr Stuart Ross" <>
To: <>
Sent: Monday, July 01, 2002 9:20 AM
Subject: [Scotch-Irish] one advantage of being catholic!


hi guys, just to amuse ...


> The Confession ....

> Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for 6
> months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman."

> The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?"
> "Yes, father, 'tis I."
> "And who might be the woman you were with?"
> "I shan't be tellin' you, Father. It would ruin her reputation."
> "Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
tell
> me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
> Tommy: "I cannot say."
> "Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?"
> Tommy: "I'll never tell."
> "Was it Lisa O'Shanter?"
> Tommy: "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
> "Was it Cathy O'Dell?"
> Tommy: "My lips are sealed."
> "Was it Fiona Mallory, then?"
> Tommy: "Please Father, I cannot tell you."

> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
> O'Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But, you've sinned and you must atone.
Be
> off with you now."

> Tommy walks back to his pew.
> His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

> "Five more good leads!" says Tommy



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