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Subject: Tale of Two Nuns - Levity
Date: 16 Jan 1998 13:38:32 EDT
Hoot mon, we needed that.
GI>Some recent posts have weighed in rather heavy ... I need some relief.
GI>Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the US by boat and one says to the
GI>other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
GI>"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as
GI>well do as the Americans do."
GI>Nodding emphatically, Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor and they
GI>both walk toward him. "Two dogs, please." says one.
GI>The vendor is only too pleased to oblige,and he wraps both hot dogs in
GI> Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'.
GI>The Mother Superior is first to open hers. Staring at it for a moment, she
GI>to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"