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From: "I & M" <>
Subject: Re: [Q-R] Fw: : Application of Minnesota Citizenship
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:13:18 -0600
Change the following words
MANITOBA-JOE-MARY-HEALTHSCIENCES-SELKIRK-BLUELIGHT and it fits us to a T.
And I bet it's not -34C in Minnesota, but it is up here, watching the Q-R
list and nothing happenin'. Smile.
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From: "Jackie Doty" <>
To: "Quebec Research" <>
Sent: Sunday, December 13, 2009 10:10 AM
Subject: [Q-R] Fw: : Application of Minnesota Citizenship
List MOMDelete this if you wish, but Minnesota is where I live and this is
so accurate it's scary.Thought others might get a kick out of it...and the
list is a bit slow right now
for Minnesota Citizenship
Ole ___ Lena
Home Address ________________ Cabin
Religion: _____ Lutheran
____We do OK ____We're Blessed ____None of your beeswax
Qualifications: (check all that apply)
___ I own a
gas powered ice auger.
floods hit a little close to home.
___ I can name
a dozen celebrities who've stayed at the Mayo
___ I can
name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at Hazelton
I've been trick or treating in two feet of snow.
grandmother made me eat lutefisk. ___ I liked it!
been to a block party.
first beer was an Old Milwaukee.
___ My snowmobile has
more miles on it than my car.
have a back up set of jumper cables in my trunk.
what everyone else says I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT! (For sure,
bet I don't.)
actually listen to telemarketers.
___ "Have a
Nice Day" is an ORDER!
news anchors are celebrities.
___ Part of
my tongue is on a flagpole somewhere.
not a rubber binder! It's a rubber band.
mistake pop for "soda" or "coke" in most other
Dish is neither a beautiful woman nor an overheated plate.
___ Paw is
both a hand and the male parent.
to wear a hat when.
The temperature is below 10 degrees.
mother tells you to!
temperature is -10 and the wind chill is in double digits.
"UFF-DA" means to me
know you're from Minnesota
idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor.
means going to Brainerd for the weekend.
distance in hours.
several people who have hit deer more than once.
switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same
You use a
down comforter in the summer.
grandparents drive 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during
blizzard, without flinching.
people wearing hunting clothes to social events.
security lights on your house and garage and leave both
of the major food groups as venison, walleye, and Old
jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
There are 7
empty cars running in the parking lot at the grocery store
any given time.
your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
better in the winter because the potholes are filled
sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel p.j.'S.
all four seasons; almost winter, winter, still winter, and
you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're
rush because you have to stop to talk to everyone in
actually understand these jokes and forward them to all
friends from Minnesota.
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