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From: "I & M" <>
Subject: Re: [Q-R] Fw: : Application of Minnesota Citizenship
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:13:18 -0600
References: <669291.74526.qm@web46009.mail.sp1.yahoo.com>


Change the following words
MINNESOTA-OLE-LENA-MAYO-HAZELTON-OLDMILWAUKEE-UFFDA to
MANITOBA-JOE-MARY-HEALTHSCIENCES-SELKIRK-BLUELIGHT and it fits us to a T.
And I bet it's not -34C in Minnesota, but it is up here, watching the Q-R
list and nothing happenin'. Smile.
Ilene


----- Original Message -----
From: "Jackie Doty" <>
To: "Quebec Research" <>
Sent: Sunday, December 13, 2009 10:10 AM
Subject: [Q-R] Fw: : Application of Minnesota Citizenship


List MOMDelete this if you wish, but Minnesota is where I live and this is
so accurate it's scary.Thought others might get a kick out of it...and the
list is a bit slow right now
Jackie

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Application
for Minnesota Citizenship



Personal
Information:

Name ___________________son

Sex: ___
Ole ___ Lena



Home Address ________________ Cabin
Address ________________



Religion: _____ Lutheran
______ Catholic



Income:
____We do OK ____We're Blessed ____None of your beeswax




Qualifications: (check all that apply)

___ I own a
gas powered ice auger.

___
Fargo
floods hit a little close to home.

___ I can name
a dozen celebrities who've stayed at the Mayo

___ I can
name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at Hazelton

___
I've been trick or treating in two feet of snow.

___ My
grandmother made me eat lutefisk. ___ I liked it!

___ I've
been to a block party.

___ My
first beer was an Old Milwaukee.


___ My snowmobile has
more miles on it than my car.

___ I
have a back up set of jumper cables in my trunk.

___ Despite
what everyone else says I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT! (For sure,

You
bet I don't.)



True/
False:

___ I
actually listen to telemarketers.

___ "Have a
Nice Day" is an ORDER!

___ TV
news anchors are celebrities.

___ Part of
my tongue is on a flagpole somewhere.

___ It's
not a rubber binder! It's a rubber band.

___ They
mistake pop for "soda" or "coke" in most other
states.

___ Hot
Dish is neither a beautiful woman nor an overheated plate.

___ Paw is
both a hand and the male parent.



Multiple
Choice:

It's time
to wear a hat when.

A)
The temperature is below 10 degrees.

B) Your
mother tells you to!

C) The
temperature is -10 and the wind chill is in double digits.



Essay
Question:

What
"UFF-DA" means to me
____________________________________



You
know you're from Minnesota
when.....



Your
idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor.

"Vacation"
means going to Brainerd for the weekend.

You measure
distance in hours.

You know
several people who have hit deer more than once.

You often
switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same
day.

You use a
down comforter in the summer.

Your
grandparents drive 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during
a
blizzard, without flinching.

You see
people wearing hunting clothes to social events.

You install
security lights on your house and garage and leave both
doors
unlocked.

You think
of the major food groups as venison, walleye, and Old
Milwaukee..

You carry
jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
use
them.

There are 7
empty cars running in the parking lot at the grocery store
at
any given time.

You design
your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is
better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with
snow.

You think
sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel p.j.'S.

You know
all four seasons; almost winter, winter, still winter, and
road
construction.

It takes
you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're
a
rush because you have to stop to talk to everyone in
town.

You
actually understand these jokes and forward them to all
your
friends from Minnesota.

























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