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From: "Eugene Stackhouse" <>
Subject: Re: [ORIGINAL-13] Too Bad
Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2006 23:42:51 -0500
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Fine with me.
I didn't start it.
Someone made a remark about my signature. My signature always has something to do with drinking.
I merely responded to the remark. I haven't, however, insulted anyone.
I stopped insulting people when I reached old age.

Gene Stackhouse
Cliff Clavin of Cheers:
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.."
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Subject: Re: [ORIGINAL-13] Too Bad


I think some of the dear readers are not buying our act. Perhaps we oughta
cool it. E


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