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From: "beth" <>
Subject: A good pun
Date: Wed, 14 Dec 2005 17:15:48 -0800
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Vee loved puns and always sent me back a tee hee whenever I sent her one.
So here's one for the group.

Beth in California

A Rope.
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A length of Rope went into a bar, sat on a stool, and ordered a beer.

The Bartender said, "We don't serve Ropes here."

Dismayed and disappointed, the Rope went out and then got an idea. He
stopped a man and asked, "Will you please tie a knot in me and separate my
strands at both ends?".

The man obliged, and with this done, the Rope went back into the bar and
again ordered a beer.

The Bartender looked him over and said, "Say, aren't you the same rope who
was in here before?!"

"No," was the reply, "I'm a frayed knot."






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