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From: "Edna Wakeham" <>
Subject: [GENHUMOR] Fw: SCOTCH??
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2011 12:03:48 -0600

At Christmas time at school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of
assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher

lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a
drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop
and asked, " Champagne ?.

"No," said the little boy.............. .................
.................
.................
"It's a puppy!"





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