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From: "Sharla Linex-Johnson" <>
Subject: [GA-Roots] I'm not stuck I'm ancestrally challenged!
Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 11:45:26 -0600
> Some genealogy Humor!!! Take a break and smile for just a minute!!!
> Sharla Linex
> > >
> > > Genealogy Quip My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that
> > > normal?
> > > My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
> > > My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
> > > Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
> > > My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
> > > How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?!
> > > I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap .
> > > I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?
> > > If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help ...
> > > Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
> > > It's 2000 ... Do you know where your G-G-Grandparents are?
> > > A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
> > > A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
> > > A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
> > > After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
> > > Am I the only person up my tree ... sure seems like it.
> > > Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and a few bad apples.
> > >
> > > Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
> > > FLOOR The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
> > > Gene-Allergy It's a contagious disease but I love it.
> > > Genealogists are time unravelers.
> > > Genealogy is like playing hide and seek They hide ... I seek!
> > > Genealogy Tracing yourself back to better people.
> > > "Crazy" is a relative term in my family.
> > > A pack rat is hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor.
> > > I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
> > > I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
> > > I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days.
> > > I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.
> > > Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress.
> > > Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.
> > > Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
> > >
> > > It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a
> > > thief.
> > > Many a family tree needs pruning.
> > > Shh! Be very, very quiet ... I'm hunting forebears.
> > > Snobs talks if they had begotten their own ancestors!
> > > That's strange half my ancestors are WOMEN!
> > > I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.
> > > Genealogists live in the past lane.
> > > Cousins marrying cousins Very tangled roots!
> > > Cousins marrying cousins A non-branching family tree Alright!
> > > Everybody out
> > > of the gene pool!
> > > Always willing to share my ignorance ...
> > > Documentation ...The hardest part of genealogy.
> > > Genealogy Chasing your own tale!
> > > Genealogy ... will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
> > > That's the problem with the gene pool NO Lifeguards I researched my
> > > family
> > > tree ... and apparently I don't exist!
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