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Subject: [CRF-L] Humor
Date: Sun, 1 Aug 1999 09:24:23 EDT
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF......
1.The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth
than your wife.
2.You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner
table in front of her kids.
3.You've been married three times and still have the same
4.You think a woman who is "out of your league"
bowls on a different night.
5.Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
6.You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
7.You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so
8.Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,
"Hey, y'all watch this"
9.Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10.You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
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