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From: Jean Strain <>
Subject: Re: [ARIZARD] Fwd: idiot sighting
Date: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 15:04:58 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <4DBB3578.6090408@swbell.net>


Ain't THAT the cotton pickin' TRUTH ???
And some of the ones we've had in there can't balance a checkbook OR speak
English~~not to mention trying to run (ruin?) our country~~
What they can't SELL they GIVE away~~~
hugs  Jean S

Don't tell GOD how great your STORM is, tell the STORM how great your GOD is!

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass~~~it's about dancing in the rain"

--- On Fri, 4/29/11, Billie Walsh <> wrote:


From: Billie Walsh <>
Subject: Re: [ARIZARD] Fwd: idiot sighting
To:
Date: Friday, April 29, 2011, 5:02 PM


Yeah, and they vote. Then when they get older they get elected. *<]:oD

On 04/29/2011 04:52 PM, Ellen Reesh wrote:
> This was sent to me by on of my Tolleson-Williams cousins, this should
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> *     Idiot Sighting*
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> *I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00  *
> I said "May I have large bills, please"
> She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
> When I got up off the floor I explained it to her....
> *IDIOT  SIGHTING *
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
> car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.  We went to the service
> department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side
> door. As I  watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
> handle and discovered that it was unlocked.  'Hey,' I announced to the
> technician, 'it's open!'  His reply: 'I know. I already got that  side . '
> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton,   MS
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>    *IDIOT   SIGHTING*
> We had to have the garage door repaired.
> The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not
> have a 'large' enough motor on the  opener.
> I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at
> that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
> He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a  1/4 horsepower.' I responded
> that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
> He said, 'NO, it's  not..' Four is larger than two.'
> We  haven't used Sears repair since.
>      *IDIOT  SIGHTING*
>    *    My  daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I
> gave the clerk  a $5 bill.*
> *Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.*
> *She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I   know, but this way
> you can just give me a dollar bill back.*
> *She sighed and went  to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
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> *I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we
> could not do that kind of thing.'*
> *The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.   *
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> *Do  not confuse the clerks at McD's.  *
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> *IDIOT  SIGHTING*
> I live in a semi rural area.
> We recently had a new neighbor call the local  township administrative
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> to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
> The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
> I don't  think this is a good place for  them to be crossing anymore.'
> > From  Kingman ,  KS
> *IDIOT  SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE*
> My daughter went to a local Taco  Bell    and ordered a taco.
> She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
> He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
>      -- From  Kansas City
> *IDIOT  SIGHTING*
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
> asked,
> 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
> To  which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
> He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
> Happened in  Birmingham ,  Ala.
>    *IDIOT  SIGHTING*
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
> I was  crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She
> asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
> I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
> Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing  driving?!'
> She  was a probation officer in  Wichita   , KS
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> *IDIOT SIGHTING*
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the
> company due to 'downsizing,'
> our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more
> often.'
> Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at  each other with that
> deer-in-the-headlights stare.
> This was a lunch at  Texas   Instruments.
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> *IDIOT SIGHTING *
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
> and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not
> turn on.
> A deputy with the  Dallas    County   Sheriffs office, no less.
> *IDIOT  SIGHTING*
> How would you pronounce this child's name?
> "Le-a"
> Leah??                NO
> Lee - A??            NOPE
> Lay - a??             NO
> Lei??          Guess Again.
> This child attends a school in   Kansas City ,  Mo.
> Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
> It's pronounced "Ledasha".
> When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said,
> "the dash don't be silent."
> SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to
> pronounce the dash.
> If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.
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