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Subject: Re: [ARIZARD] Punny Humor-Off Subject
Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:25:41 -0800
Thanks for posting these Harold as there is alot here that I hadn't heard about.
Betty H.
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From: "Harold Blevins" <>
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Subject: Re: [ARIZARD] Punny Humor-Off Subject
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:12:42 -0600
This came out in our local genealogy newsletter today....thought you might enjoy it.
PUNNY HUMOR
1. A will is a dead giveaway.
2. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell into an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.
14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. You are stuck with your debt, if you can't budge it.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
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