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From: "Michael W. Condardo" <>
Subject: OFF SUBJECT-Re: [ARIZARD-L] Skiing - Dwight
Date: Tue, 05 Dec 2000 09:17:14 -0800
"The experiment proved that when you tie long boards to the feet of a fat man
and push him off a mountain in deep snow, he will bust his butt every time."
You should have inquired about this experiment being conducted previously.
You were doomed to failure from the start. One consolation...the cold of
the snow helps keep the swelling down...(otherwise I might not have been
able to recuperate in my "lazy-boy") LOL
At 11:48 PM 12/4/00 -0500, you wrote:
>In a message dated 12/03/2000 1:05:07 PM US Mountain Standard Time,
><< Hi Bernie and Ev;
> I have been on top of the mountain conducting an experiment and when I
> come back down I find you two talking about me. If I can help let me know.
> The experiment proved that when you tie long boards to the feet of a fat
> and push him off a mountain in deep snow, he will bust his butt every time.
> Dwight Lane >>
>My man, I have been there on the top of that same mountain and I have seen
>what you have seen! LOL
>First time I skied was Ruidoso and I was having the time of my
>life......UNTIL I fell and my skies didn't release. Took them two hours to
>get me off the mountain and to emergency.
>It was not a pretty sight.
>One torn minicus and a cast later.....I was on the flight back to Tulsa.
>Now? I watch my son and husband down the slopes and I sip wine and read my
>That ended my skiing days.
>BUT, you do have a great web page.
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